After the fourth week, I was completely shocked by my final results. I gained an unbelievable 16 lbs of muscle mass since starting the Ultimate Testo Explosion and Extreme MXL routine! Everyone here wants to try the diet now. In week 4 I lost 7 more lbs of fat on top of the 16 lbs of muscle I had gained. I was ready and confident for the fitness competition. I am definitely going to continue taking Ultimate Testo Explosion because it produces consistent, amazing results and has so many other muscle building compounds which help with muscle memory and maintaining mass.
Now, I’m not going to say you should roofie your wife. I am a gentleman and I believe all sex should be consensual. It’s the law. But. I also believe a couple can consent to enjoying a variety of mind-altering substances that may or may not lead to sex. We have the stash of marijuana, you see. I’ve had it since the eighties. Got it at an Eagles concert in Long Island. It’s what we affectionately call the “old pot.” It should be all gone by now, but I save it for special occasions. And by, “special occasions,” I mean when I’m especially horny. I say, “Honey, feel like smoking the old pot?” She usually says, yes. So I light some candles, put the disc changer on shuffle, roll a doob and let the old pot do the trick. The neat thing about marijuana is it slows down time. So I volunteer the very generous full-body massage, complete with oil. I go to work for one minute, but my wife is high enough to think it’s been twenty. By that point, and good women is putty in your hands.